Look boys and girls, it's story time! emBARE ASSing Moments Sairie:           "I was shopping at a very fine discount store one day *coughBiWaycough* when I noticed my best friend, James Deighton, and his brothers sitting at the food court outside the store. Now these boys are the height of hottness and coolness. So I decided to casually stroll over and ya know... do that ice queen act I have down pat. So I am leaving the store, right? When suddenly the siren goes off. I looked around and was like "Er. I didn't shoplift. Wasn't me" So I kept walking. Then I noticed this buff security gaurd coming in my general direction.  I froze like a deer in headlights. He obviously was coming over to me. So he comes up to me and unhooks a HUGE pair of men's tightey whitey underwear from my belt loop and says "Um, ma'am. Were you planning on purchasing these?" To say the least, the Deighton's laughed. And laughed. Heck they still laugh"           "This one time at band camp.. no just kidding. This one time at real camp, we had a competition to see who could suction a glass to their mouth for the longest. And I won! I held it up there for 23 minutes ^-^ On our way up from the Dinning Hall, my friend says "What happened to your chin?" I was like "Uh nothing. Should I go look?" So I ran up to the washroom. And as I stood infront of the mirror I watched my chin turn into a perfect circle of bright purple. Now all of the counsellors were helping set up tables in the Dinning Hall so I ran around screaming like a physco for awhile. Then I ran down to the Infirmery only to be told that I had successfully burst all of the blood vessels in my chin. Good job Genevieve! Durh. Oh, did I mention it stayed like that for 5 days. Riiiiiight over Boy Girl Day."           "I was walking down an empty hallway at school one day, and I turned to my right and saw one of the foreign exchange students. So I smiled a HUGE smile as a friendly gesture. As I turned around with this doppy grin on my face, Robbie Gibson (indredibly hot guy at school) was at the other end of the hall. Oh, did I mention he was topless? He gave me a look like 'Why are you looking at me like a crazed physco path that wants my body?'           The next day, I was walking outside to the portables. And the sun was soooo bright. So I threw my hands up to shield my face and exclaimed "WOOW!" riiiiight as Robbie was walking by.           A few weeks later, I was waiting by Morgan's locker with Steph Bray and the likes. I kept peering down the hallway to see if Morgan was coming yet. Then I saw him coming so I started bouncing up and down and got excited. Quite coincidently, at that exact moment Robbie dropped his pants to get changed (at his locker down the hall) Needless to say he pulled them up really quickly when he saw how excited I got"           "I often rant on about how using "gay" as an insult is really bad. And I lecture people who do it. I was ranting away to this asshole on Morgan's bus, and I said  'DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS!?' And he was like 'Yes, it means happy' Doe." The Other Morgan           "Not wearing a cup ot a fencing tournament, receiving a bent-arm/strike/straight-arm fleche. Ask someone who knows what that means. 'nuff said" Weird Things We Do Sairie and Kerrigan:           "Art class. Grade 9. Sitting with Kerrigan, Cookie and Carrie at a table. Kerrigan says 'I dare you to eat some of that glue!' By principle of never turning down a dare, I did it. It was really gross. But to be funny I said 'Please sir, can I have s'more?' Maybe that is why I was so zingy the rest of the period. Nontoxic my ass. Then James Brendle was instructed to deliver clothe to our table and he ran out so I didn't get one. I started screaming 'THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! THIS ISN'T A DEMOCRACY! GIVE ME MY DAMN CLOTHE!!!' I think the poor boy nearly peed his pants"            Eric and Sairie's Shoe           "I was sitting in front of my locker one day. Eric walked up to me and took my shoe off. He didn't say a thing. He just took my shoe off. Then he stretched it out (lossened to laces) for a few minutes. Then he calmly placed it down next to me and said "Just incase your foot rapidly grows in the next few minutes" What a kid! Eric Again           "I was waiting by Steph Bray and Nancy's locker one lunch. Just chillaxing and such, when Eric and Connor walked down the hall. I can't recall what Connor was carrying, but I distinctly remember that Eric had a cooking pan. He proceeded to walk over to the drinking fountain and pour water over his pan. When I asked him what he was doing, he turned and with a straight face, said 'Washing my pan. What does it look like I am doing?' like it was the only normal thing to do in a school hallway"N

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