What the hell is this site? Besides pointless that is. It is just... a lost cause. Sort of like me. I swear to god it had a purpose. But unlike most sites, I didn't bother planning it out. It just sort of happened. So things are being thrown together with no thought whatsoever. I wanted a page to put funny things on. Like things I say or things that happen. So that is the gist of it. It just has no order or format. So yeah. Whatever. This section is for funny quotes, favourite sayings and um... yes. |
Things We Say Too Much Sairie: "Hum-a-na-ha..." (said very quickly, when I have nothing else to say) "Say wha?" "Oh really." (The phrase I use when pretending I actually care what the person is blabbing on about) "Come again...?" "I made a funny!" "SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!" "Did you grab my ass?" "What can you do?" "Spank my monkey... hehe. Hehe. HEHEHEHEHE." "I ate it/them." (In response to a question of where something or someone is) "You don't say!" "Crap and a half!" "See this *display various object*? If you don't shut up I will stick it up your ass." "Do I look like I give a damn?" "Life sucks. Get over it. Or atleast whine to someone else." "Do I look like your therapist?" "FUCK OFF." Cookie: "No touchies!" Morgan: "Whatever floats your boat" "She's checking me out." Em: "You're so fat...." (Accompanied by some sort of an insult. She has an endless supply of fat jokes) Kyle: "I'm so sexy!" Jason: "It's not my fault, I swear!" "I'm sorry, really I am" Carrie "Ewww it smells like Olympic spirit" The Other Morgan (Morgan Oliviero) "This is ass" "This is me. This is me not giving a damn about your whining *no change of expression*" "Good plan... from now on, I shall call you.....plan man!" "Because you're stupid" (In response to people asking 'why?') "Put down your penis/dildo(male/female) and start paying attention" (To people who don't have a clue) ":Kick him in the junk!" or "Kick her in the box!" "Jesus H you are so dumb!" "Youuuu feeeelthee swine! Eye weel keel you!" "Griffin! Shut your damn hole!" "Five point five six milimetre....fullll metalll jacket......" "For the LAST TIME I am NOT related to Mephisto in ANY way!!! what?!?!?! I DONT CARE IF THERE'S A FAMILY RESEMBLANCE!!!" "Yes, and the little green men ride flaming pies through the sky" ^-^ = Happy mood sayings ><= Pissy/mad sayings o_o= Blank sayings !_!= Excited/hyper/surprised sayings o_O= Confused mood sayings 0_() = Pure physcotic sayings |
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Funny Things We Say Er. Can't think of anything. Sure, funny things get said all the time. I just can't remember them. Maybe you could help refresh my memory by submitting some funny things that have been said with the form at the bottom of the page? |
Other Sources of Amusement Movies: "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear" - Lucas, Empire Records "Me brother! He's as drunk as a skunk!" -Big Con, War of the Buttons "Won for da road?" -Little Con, War of the Buttons "Mexican soldier: 'Hey! I thought you were tied up!' Antonio Banderas: 'That's because you're stupid.' (Mexican soldier gets shot) -The Mask of Zorro Postcards My Life As A Postcard "I'm just a F#*!&ing ray of sunshine, aren't I?" "Oh crap. You're gonna try and cheer me up again, aren't you?" "Do you mind? I am trying to ignore you." "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." Pure Absurdity "Monkeys steal my underwear at night." "I poke badgers with spoons." "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me... Can't sleep, clowns will eat me..." |
Have any sayings you just keeping saying? How about some funny things? Or some good movie quotes or song lyrics? Send 'em in! |
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